G.E.M.Simov

Caelus Trident | a Review

originally published on 30/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the spacefarer, G.E.M.Simov, a goon who has been everywhere, here to tell you about the game “Caelus Trident”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

NGU Idle | a Review

originally published on 28/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the idling G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who has gone through lengthy battles with trolls, here to tell you about “NGU Idle”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs | a Review

originally published on 23/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the genetically similar to a pig G.E.M.Simov, a fellow constructed out of the cement of life - bone! Today, I’ll tell you about the second entry in the Amnesia franchise, namely Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs,

IdleOn: The Idle Game MMO | a Review

originally published on 20/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the idly dying creature, G.E.M.Simov, a being so idle it is incredibly active, and I have come here to tell you about “Legends of IdleOn”, otherwise known as “Idleon”, otherwise known as "Idleon: The Idle Game

Grim Clicker | a Review

originally published on 12/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the brooding G.E.M.Simov, a grim-dark antihero/villain, here to tell you about the idle game: “Grim Clicker”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

Soda Dungeon 2 | a Review

originally published on 10/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the recovering soda addict, G.E.M.Simov, a shrewd adventure-goons manager, here to tell you about the game “Soda Dungeon 2”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

Soda Dungeon | a Review

originally published on 18/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the ex-Soda junkie, G.E.M.Simov, a man so distraught at the horrible deeds performed by the soda manufacturers that I've decided to amass enough wealth to overthrow them, and so I'll tell you about

Mr.Mine | a Review

originally published on 14/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the mineshaft escapee, G.E.M.Simov, a goon with an impressive capability for digging, and I'm here to tell you about "Mr.Mine". Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Leaf Blower Revolution - Idle Game | a Review

originally published on 10/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the sustainable farming freak, G.E.M.Simov, a mulch monster that wants nature to thrive, here to tell you about "Leaf Blower Revolution - Idle Game". Simple review details - I rank games on an out of

Tap Ninja | a Review

originally published on 06/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the culturally appropriative G.E.M.Simov, a friend that absorbs culture and empowers itself through it, here to talk to you about Tap Ninja. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up