Game Reviews

originally published on 20/06/2021; Hello everyone, I am the thrice-damned mongrel, G.E.M.Simov, a Stranger so enigmatic not even Hell can hold him, and I’ve come to tell you all about a game that puts an interesting spin on the Divine Comedy, called Dante’s

originally published on 10/06/2021; Hello everyone, I am the indomitable master of getting luck via utilization of the Heart of the Cards, G.E.M.Simov, an unequivocal beast at card games, here to tell you about Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's Tag Force 5, for the PSP, which

originally published on 28/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the recently resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a mighty warrior with a discerning taste in all things beautiful, and I have come to tell you about MediEvil: Resurrection, a game for the PSP. Simple review details - I rank games

originally published on 14/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the speedy speedier demon, G.E.M.Simov, a totally swift and effective maniac, and I still haven’t lost my speed, unlike Sonic, whom I'll be revisiting today, because of the fact I’m talking to you

originally published on 10/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the speedy speed demon, G.E.M.Simov, a mostly swift and effective maniac, and I haven’t lost my speed, unlike Sonic, whom I’ll be talking about today, due to the fact that I’m reviewing the game

originally published on 08/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the designer of the REAL Omnitrix, the one that stops working after you use it three times and only plays shitty tunes for you, G.E.M.Simov, a being so inexplicable that I have come to tell you all

originally published on 30/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the captain in the painting, G.E.M.Simov, a most wonderful and not very well of hearing individual, come to tell you all about Spongebob Squarepants: The Yellow Avenger, for the PSP, henceforth referred to as ‘the game’. Simple

originally published on 24/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the world renowned Pest Exterminator, G.E.M.Simov, a bug murderer the likes of which you haven’t even seen, and today I’ll tell you all about a game for the PSP, Daxter. Simple review details - I

originally published on 21/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the 1000 war veteran, G.E.M.Simov, a soldier, so powerful, I can win any war by myself. Today, I will be telling you about Resistance: Retribution, a game for the PSP. Simple review details - I rank games

originally published on 20/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the tall blue SMURF, G.E.M.Simov, a Na’vi scrub that likes using a bow to kill anything that moves, as long as it is not alive. Today, I’ll tell you about James Cameron’s Avatar: THE