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Game Reviews

A collection of 171 issues

Zombie Driver HD | a Review

originally published on 11/05/2026; Hello everyone, I am the suspiciously green G.E.M.Simov, an undead who still retains its humanity, and I’m here to tell you about a little game by Exor Studios - “Zombie Driver HD”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Fearless Fantasy | a Review

originally published on 24/01/2025; Hello everyone, I am the fearlessly fantastical G.E.M.Simov, a Monster Hunter Princess come to tell you about Fearless Fantasy. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as

Beat Cop | a Review

originally published on 24/01/2025; Hello everyone, I am the rough, but with a heart of gold, G.E.M.Simov, a policeman unlike any other - because I have principles. That aside, I've come to tell you about the days of a "Beat Cop"

ANTIWARGAME | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the solidly positioned as anti-war G.E.M.Simov, an anti-warrior here to tell you about the flash game “Anti-War Game”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

Alien Hominid Xtreme | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the EXTRA terrestrial, G.E.M.Simov, a terrestrial so EXTRA that I chill with other extraterrestrials, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid Xtreme”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Alien Hominid | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the ultraterrestrial (not to be confused with extraterrestrial) G.E.M.Simov, a being well acquainted with all things earthly and not, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Dad ‘n Me | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the proponent for fathers to have the time to do things with their children, G.E.M.Simov, a being so thankful that it had a present father that I’ve come to tell you about the flash game “Dad

Burrito Bison Revenge | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am Burrito Bison’s long lost cousin, Döner Bison, also known as G.E.M.Simov, a murderer of candy everywhere, and I’ve come to tell you about the flash game “Burrito Bison Revenge” (henceforth Revenge). Simple review details -

Burrito Bison | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the burrito enjoyer, G.E.M.Simov, a member of those who mourn the mighty buffalo, here to tell you about their distant cousin - Burrito Bison . Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Tank Man | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the tank-driving man of the tank, G.E.M.Simov, a tankster who knows tank man from long ago, here to tell you about the little flash game “Tank Man”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out