PC Game Reviews

originally published on 22/09/2020; Hello everyone, I am the resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a goon who’s been gone from the face of the internet for a while, and I am back, after a short foray into a few realms, ready to bring you the tea on

originally published on 27/08/2020; Hello there, everyone, it's running on empty game review! I'm your host, the enigmatic wreck known as G.E.M.Simov. Today, I'll be telling you about Undertale. But, first things first, I need to clarify how the

originally published on 26/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the last of his race, but not really, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow from Earth come down to talk about Starbound. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

originally published on 25/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the happy-go-lucky G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who did not, by any means, just go through horrible trauma in a fictional world, to bring you a review of “LISA: The Joyful”. Simple review details - I rank games on

originally published on 24/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the wounded G.E.M.Simov, a pained fellow who cried himself to sleep many days in a row after establishing that someone did nothing wrong but got his dreams shattered completely. Today, I will talk about the game that

originally published on 23/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the initial G.E.M.Simov, a primary entity that dwells within the realms of man. On this day I come to talk about a game that goes by the name LISA: The First. Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 22/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the servant of the state, G.E.M.Simov, a man who must perform exceedingly well at his state mandated job or get locked up in prison and lose his expensive apartment, ready to tell you about border control in

originally published on 21/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the stricken by political opponents G.E.M.Simov, a dweller of the metro’s tunnels who’s caught in the war between communists and fascists! In what little free time I have, when not fleeing, I will tell you

originally published on 20/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the mole-like G.E.M.Simov, a slavic mongrel that lives in a dark, dank tunnel under the ground, and today I’ll tell you about the subway. Wait, no, the metro. The game, Metro 2033. Simple review details -

originally posted on 19/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the black and white, mostly white, G.E.M.Simov, a dead, but not dead, dude, and I’ve come to bring the word of Limbo. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting