PC Game Reviews

originally published on 11/08/2021; Hello everyone, I am the admiral of Aqua, G.E.M.Simov, an absolute menace for the kiddie pool. Today, I’ve swam up to you folks to tell you about AquaNox. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 11/01/2021; Hello everyone, I am the entrant, G.E.M.Simov, a dodgy character here to let you know how good or bad the Enter The Gungeon is at dodge-rolling. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

originally published on 22/09/2020; Hello everyone, I am the resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a goon who’s been gone from the face of the internet for a while, and I am back, after a short foray into a few realms, ready to bring you the tea on

originally published on 27/08/2020; Hello there, everyone, it's running on empty game review! I'm your host, the enigmatic wreck known as G.E.M.Simov. Today, I'll be telling you about Undertale. But, first things first, I need to clarify how the

originally published on 26/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the last of his race, but not really, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow from Earth come down to talk about Starbound. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

originally published on 25/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the happy-go-lucky G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who did not, by any means, just go through horrible trauma in a fictional world, to bring you a review of “LISA: The Joyful”. Simple review details - I rank games on

originally published on 24/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the wounded G.E.M.Simov, a pained fellow who cried himself to sleep many days in a row after establishing that someone did nothing wrong but got his dreams shattered completely. Today, I will talk about the game that

originally published on 23/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the initial G.E.M.Simov, a primary entity that dwells within the realms of man. On this day I come to talk about a game that goes by the name LISA: The First. Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 22/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the servant of the state, G.E.M.Simov, a man who must perform exceedingly well at his state mandated job or get locked up in prison and lose his expensive apartment, ready to tell you about border control in