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Phone Game Reviews

A collection of 27 issues

Fearless Fantasy | a Review

originally published on 24/01/2025; Hello everyone, I am the fearlessly fantastical G.E.M.Simov, a Monster Hunter Princess come to tell you about Fearless Fantasy. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as

Beat Cop | a Review

originally published on 24/01/2025; Hello everyone, I am the rough, but with a heart of gold, G.E.M.Simov, a policeman unlike any other - because I have principles. That aside, I've come to tell you about the days of a "Beat Cop"

Alien Hominid Xtreme | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the EXTRA terrestrial, G.E.M.Simov, a terrestrial so EXTRA that I chill with other extraterrestrials, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid Xtreme”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Burrito Bison Revenge | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am Burrito Bison’s long lost cousin, Döner Bison, also known as G.E.M.Simov, a murderer of candy everywhere, and I’ve come to tell you about the flash game “Burrito Bison Revenge” (henceforth Revenge). Simple review details -

Burrito Bison | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the burrito enjoyer, G.E.M.Simov, a member of those who mourn the mighty buffalo, here to tell you about their distant cousin - Burrito Bison . Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Albion Online | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the completely random and unremarkable G.E.M.Simov, a being fit to dig in the mines, here to tell you about the hard labor experience of “Albion Online”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of

Cave Heroes: Idle RPG | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the mayor and hero manager G.E.M.Simov, a person with the ability to reset everything but retain something when I do, here to tell you about the game “Cave Heroes”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Goddess of Victory: NIKKE | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the calm and collected G.E.M.Simov, a gambling addict pretending to be the commander of a squad of specialized robots, and I’ve come to tell you about my tasks in “Goddess of Victory: NIKKE”. Simple review details

The Game of LIFE | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the life-living G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so steeped in life that I have a bit of know-how, as a result of which I will be telling you about “The Game of LIFE”. Simple review details - I rank

Eternal Card Game | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the eternal G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so steeped in history that I’ve come to share the tale of “Eternal Card Game”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to