G.E.M.Simov

originally published on 10/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the speedy speed demon, G.E.M.Simov, a mostly swift and effective maniac, and I haven’t lost my speed, unlike Sonic, whom I’ll be talking about today, due to the fact that I’m reviewing the game

originally published on 08/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the designer of the REAL Omnitrix, the one that stops working after you use it three times and only plays shitty tunes for you, G.E.M.Simov, a being so inexplicable that I have come to tell you all

originally published on 30/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the captain in the painting, G.E.M.Simov, a most wonderful and not very well of hearing individual, come to tell you all about Spongebob Squarepants: The Yellow Avenger, for the PSP, henceforth referred to as ‘the game’. Simple

originally published on 24/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the world renowned Pest Exterminator, G.E.M.Simov, a bug murderer the likes of which you haven’t even seen, and today I’ll tell you all about a game for the PSP, Daxter. Simple review details - I

originally published on 21/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the 1000 war veteran, G.E.M.Simov, a soldier, so powerful, I can win any war by myself. Today, I will be telling you about Resistance: Retribution, a game for the PSP. Simple review details - I rank games

originally published on 20/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the tall blue SMURF, G.E.M.Simov, a Na’vi scrub that likes using a bow to kill anything that moves, as long as it is not alive. Today, I’ll tell you about James Cameron’s Avatar: THE

originally published on 19/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the majestic deer, G.E.M.Simov, a magnificent specimen of nature’s proclivity for creating perfection in its own right, and I’ve come to tell you about Open Season for the PSP. Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 16/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the flesh-bag, G.E.M.Simov, a man with no zipper on his chest, and I’ve come to tell you about Little Big Planet for the PSP! Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 15/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the indisputable racing champ, G.E.M.Simov, a schmuck so incredible I’ve been compared to Dale Earnhardt multiple times. And, using my expertise in the art of driving a car, fast, I will tell you about ModNation Racers,

originally published on 14/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the most effective manager for any football team, soccer or american, to have ever lived - G.E.M.Simov, and today I will tell you about my exploits as a goon who HAS actually played Football Manager Handheld 2012