Console Game Reviews

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the blademaster G.E.M.Simov, a wielder of swords so skilled I once killed a man, who was in China, by simply taking my sword out of its sheath. I am now going to tell you how I got

originally published on 27/08/2024; Hello everyone, I am the indisputably supreme archaeologist, G.E.M.Simov, a being so well versed in the ancient arts of digging and tomb robbing that I can not be matched by anyone. Thus, like every good archaeologist, now that my bones hurt

originally published on 14/02/2024; Hello everyone, I am the crasher of castles, G.E.M.Simov, a goon that knows the olden times, here to tell you about the game “Castle Crashers”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

originally published on 05/02/2024; Hello everyone, I am the never-expected G.E.M.Simov, a being of total surprise, here to tell you about “Away: Journey to the Unexpected” (Henceforth just Away). Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

originally published on 26/09/2023; Hello everyone, I am the presumed-dead but alive ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a shinobi so powerful I ignore the laws of the land and do as I will. Thus, I get to travel back in time to the distant 2008 and tell you