Console Game Reviews

originally published on 11/05/2026; Hello everyone, I am the suspiciously green G.E.M.Simov, an undead who still retains its humanity, and I’m here to tell you about a little game by Exor Studios - “Zombie Driver HD”. Simple review details - I rank games on

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the flipping space ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a being whose mastery has not yet been tested, and today I am going to tell you all about “Warframe”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the far rounder than square, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so enamored with the ability of squares to appear not square that I have spent a thousand hours performing research, and these are its fruits - a review of

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the certified board game designer, G.E.M.Simov, a being of pure spite and hatred, come to tell you about the digital (and physical) versions of “UNO”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the worm, G.E.M.Simov, a slimy, slitheringly-crawling thing that has seen so many battles they have become innumerable, and so I have come to share my memories of these fights in the form of a review of “Worms

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the twice-risen G.E.M.Simov, a being that has died twice and has been made alive again… Twice! And, as an expert in pairs, I will tell you about Left 4 Dead 2! Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the perpetually infected yet simultaneously immune G.E.M.Simov, a special zombie that walks and talks, and I will be talking at you about “Left 4 Dead”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the very human G.E.M.Simov, a 100% real live human that is running off to the moon to save itself from the machines. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up