Game Reviews

originally published on 28/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the polygonal lifeform, G.E.M.Simov, a rave maniac on a color trip, come to tell you about Polygoneer. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

originally published on 23/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the exterminator, G.E.M.Simov, a super soldier who gets sent on missions that no one else is fit for, come to tell you about Project Mercury. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published by 19/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the freezing in the Siberian Wastes G.E.M.Simov, a non-russian goon playing yet another indie Russian game. It’s called Psychical Madness Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

originally published on 15/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the dethroned G.E.M.Simov, an ex-bourgoise member who’s now part of the proletariat, come to tell you about “Reroll: Back to the Throne” (henceforth RBTripleT). Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 11/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the possessor of a dad, G.E.M.Simov, a not-so-young lad who no longer showers with ‘is dad, here to tell you about ‘Shower with your dad simulator 2015’, henceforth Showerdad. Simple review details - I rank games on

originally published on 07/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the colorful and wonderful G.E.M.Simov, a spin-based life-form, here to tell you about Spin Rush. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as

originally published on 03/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the multiple-personality-disordered G.E.M.Simov, a goonie that’s divided in two, here to tell you about UNi. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories,

originally published on 30/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the minimalist and neon G.E.M.Simov, a line-based entity here to tell you about Zolg. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as well

originally published on 26/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the professional rally driver, G.E.M.Simov, a speed demon unlike any other, come to share my exploits in Barro. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

originally published on 22/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the sleepy philosopher game-designer, G.E.M.Simov, a goon that tends to enjoy sleeping, here to tell you about a game that goes by “Zzzz-Zzzz-Zzzz”, which could also be called “Triple-Quadruple-Z”, or simply “That game about sleeping”. Henceforth, I’