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Game Reviews

A collection of 171 issues

Goddess of Victory: NIKKE | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the calm and collected G.E.M.Simov, a gambling addict pretending to be the commander of a squad of specialized robots, and I’ve come to tell you about my tasks in “Goddess of Victory: NIKKE”. Simple review details

Trove | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the far rounder than square, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so enamored with the ability of squares to appear not square that I have spent a thousand hours performing research, and these are its fruits - a review of

Realm of the Mad God Exalt | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the banished and entrapped G.E.M.Simov, a victim of the mad god Moloch. Fortunately, I have managed to escape, as a result of which I have come to share word of my troubles with the “Realm of the

Robocraft | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the analog being, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow that does not depend on poopy smart devices to do everything for it, and I’ve come to preach about the goodness of distancing oneself from robots by talking about “Robocraft”

Toribash | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the combat sports expert, G.E.M.Simov, a master of Kata with a billion colors of belt, and I am here to tell you about “Toribash”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Card Hunter | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the card hunter G.E.M.Simov, a being so filled with spite for cards that I corral and murder them on an international level. I've come to share some of my secrets through a review of "

NEOTOKYO | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the weeb, G.E.M.Simov, a plague upon western civilization, and I’ve come to tell you about my favorite thing - Japan! - by proxy of a review of “NEOTOKYO”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Five Nights at Freddy’s | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the bite of 87, G.E.M.Simov, a staunch critic of animatronic animals, and I have come to tell you all about “Five Nights at Freddy’s”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Kingdom: Classic | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the monarch, G.E.M.Simov, a ruler of men (as in mankind) so wise and benevolent that I was mourned for months on end after I was deposed by greedy, corporate CEOs. With no occupation, I have come to

The face of hope: Underground | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the hopeless, but faceful G.E.M.Simov, a being prowling the dreary depths of the world to bring you tales of horror - such as those I’ve found in “The face of hope: Underground”. Simple review details -