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PC Game Reviews

A collection of 144 issues

Vampire Survivors | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the survivor (of vampire attacks) G.E.M.Simov, a being so adept at not dying that I’ve come to the realization I need to share that knowledge with you. Thus, I will tell you about “Vampire Survivors”. Simple

Strength of the Sword ULTIMATE| a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the blademaster G.E.M.Simov, a wielder of swords so skilled I once killed a man, who was in China, by simply taking my sword out of its sheath. I am now going to tell you how I got

Vagante | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the vagrant, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so lost in the woods I have become a cave, and I am here to tell you about “Vagante”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

The Red Strings Club | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the chill and friendly bartender, G.E.M.Simov, a person so skilled at making cocktails that I’ve been banned from doing it ever again. I’ll be telling you why that happened as I review “The Red Strings

The Underground Man | a Review

originally published on 05/09/2024; Hello everyone, I am the russian speaking G.E.M.Simov, a man from underground, mentally, but above it, physically, and I’ve come to tell you about “The Underground Man”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Curious Expedition | a Review

originally published on 27/08/2024; Hello everyone, I am the indisputably supreme archaeologist, G.E.M.Simov, a being so well versed in the ancient arts of digging and tomb robbing that I can not be matched by anyone. Thus, like every good archaeologist, now that my bones hurt

Brotato | a Review

originally published on 18/05/2024; Hello everyone, I am the mobile potato, G.E.M.Simov, a vegetable so flexible it can walk, and I am here to tell you about “Brotato”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

Idle Spiral | a Review

originally published on 23/04/2024; Hello everyone, I am the achiever of perpetual motion, G.E.M.Simov, a spinning doodad kinda dude, here to tell you about the game “Idle Spiral”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

Breath of Death VII | a Review

originally published on 18/04/2024; Hello everyone, I am the witness of Cthulhu’s rescue of the world, G.E.M.Simov, a man so befuddled and yet familiar with this developer that I’ve come back to haunt their dreams and tell YOU about “Breath of Death VII”

DungeonLand | a Review

originally published on 13/03/2024; Hello everyone, I am the extravagant business magnate, G.E.M.Simov, a man so insane I have decided to make a theme park themed on dungeons, and today I will tell you all about “DungeonLand”. Simple review details - I rank games on