Phone Game Reviews

originally published on 06/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the culturally appropriative G.E.M.Simov, a friend that absorbs culture and empowers itself through it, here to talk to you about Tap Ninja. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

originally published on 02/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the anti-capitalist worker agent, G.E.M.Simov, a man so bent on destroying capitalism I've infiltrated the great capitalist ranks and am about to tell you their secrets, as I review "AdVenture Capitalist". Simple review

originally published on 30/09/2023; Hello everyone, I am the active and not at all idle G.E.M.Simov, a beast from the East, come to tell you about Idle Slayer. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

originally published on 28/09/2023; Hello everyone, I am the creature that is more nothing than something, G.E.M.Simov, a being of unfathomable stupidity, here to tell you about "Cell to Singularity: Evolution Never Ends". Simple review details - I rank games on an out

originally published on 21/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the wolf in a sheep in wolf’s clothing made a sheep in a wolf in sheep’s clothing, G.E.M.Simov, a conundrum billowing frazzler, here to teach you how to Divide by Sheep. Simple review details -

originally published on 18/02/2021; Hello everyone, I am the escapee G.E.M.Simov, an angry spastic fellow that’s really lacking in Dopamine hits because of his recent engagement in exiting the Gungeon. I’ll tell you all about that! Simple review details - I rank games