The Deed | a Review

originally published on 24/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the English bourgeois aristocrat… Or maybe just the English aristocrat, G.E.M.Simov, a goon with a plan to perform a foul thing, come here to tell you about The Deed. Simple review details - I rank games on

Crazy Catman | a Review

originally published on 22/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the strangely feline G.E.M.Simov, a russian plant that’s here to tell you about Crazy Catman, a russian project that aims at turning all western men into catboys. Simple review details - I rank games on an

Ninja Stealth II | a Review

originally published on 20/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the ludicrously powerful ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a stealthy goon come to tell you about Ninja Stealth II. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories,

Orbt XL | a Review

originally published on 14/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the planet-esque G.E.M.Simov, a cosmic being so mighty it controls the orbit of a planet that suspiciously resembles the Earth. Today, I’ll tell you about Orbt XL. Simple review details - I rank games on an

Pinkman | a Review

originally published on 10/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the gorgeously happy G.E.M.Simov, a pink fellow come to run around and tell you about Pinkman. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories,

Outrunner | a Review

originally published on 06/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the metal enthusiast, G.E.M.Simov, a marathon runner faster than even Usain Bolt. I’ve sprinted here to tell you about Outrunner. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

Perfect Vermin | a Review

originally published on 02/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the rat, G.E.M.Simov, a foul exterminator of vile things and of a vile nature, come to tell you about the game Perfect Vermin. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting

Polygoneer | a Review

originally published on 28/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the polygonal lifeform, G.E.M.Simov, a rave maniac on a color trip, come to tell you about Polygoneer. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

Project Mercury | a Review

originally published on 23/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the exterminator, G.E.M.Simov, a super soldier who gets sent on missions that no one else is fit for, come to tell you about Project Mercury. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Psychical Madness | a Review

originally published by 19/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the freezing in the Siberian Wastes G.E.M.Simov, a non-russian goon playing yet another indie Russian game. It’s called Psychical Madness Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to