Film Reviews

originally published on 22/10/2025; Hello everyone, I am the corporation hater, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so in debt that I’ve miraculously become a gorillionaire, here to tell you about the 2024 film “Alien: Romulus”. Simple review details - I rank films on an out of

originally published on 03/05/2025; Hello everyone, I am the radical floridian maoist, G.E.M.Simov, a creature so politically volatile that this movie is about me, here to tell you about “Civil War”. Simple review details - I rank films on an out of 10 basis, granting

originally published on 02/05/2025; Hello everyone, I am the rampaging G.E.M.Simov, a kaiju whisperer and wrangler, here to tell you about the film: “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire”. Simple review details - I rank films on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

originally published on 01/05/2025; Hello everyone, I am the god-fearing, god-loving fellow, G.E.M.Simov, a person very far removed from any desire to perform illicit biological experiments on unwilling subjects, here to tell you about the movie “Immaculate”. Simple review details - I rank films on

originally published on 19/02/2024; Hello everyone, I am the spider-friend, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow with great appreciation for the weaving arts and the properties of silk, here to tell you about a tangled mess that goes by the name “Madame Web”. Simple review details - I

originally published on 10/08/2023; Hello everyone, I am the indefinitely staring into empty space, G.E.M.Simov, a person so profoundly aware of the consequences of my actions that I would rather not act, here to tell you about Christopher Nolan’s “Oppenheimer”. Simple review details -

originally published on 28/07/2023; Hello everyone, I am the fabulous G.E.M.Simov, a doll that’s more of an Allan than a Ken or a Barbie, and I’ve come to tell you about the film “Barbie” (2023). Simple review details - I rank movies on

originally published on 13/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the not-so-tiny G.E.M.Simov, a once small but always brave young lad. Today, I’m experiencing a humongous blast from the past in the form of a fantastical story from down South - actually not quite, but almost

originally published on 08/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the not-smiling, disappointed and very much not haunted G.E.M.Simov, a goon of incredibly paranormal normalities, here to tell you about the horror film “Smile”. Simple review details - I rank movies on an out of 10 basis,

originally published on 13/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the negatively positive pessimist with an optimistic outlook, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow enthusiastic about science fiction and all the great ponderings that can be performed through its use, here to tell you about the movie “Nope”. Simple review