Nier: Automata | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the very human G.E.M.Simov, a 100% real live human that is running off to the moon to save itself from the machines. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

Among Us | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the space drifter, G.E.M.Simov, an entity that is somewhat suspicious, and as a means of relaying my trustworthiness, I will tell you about the game “Among Us”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out

Titan Souls | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the titan of gaming, G.E.M.Simov, a being so massive I take up four screens worth of space, and I’ve come to tell you about “Titan Souls“. Simple review details - I rank games on an out

HoloCure: Save the Fans! | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the vtub– The rum-tum-tuber, G.E.M.Simov, a plant stuck in the ground, here to tell you about “HoloCure: Save the Fans!”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

Vampire Survivors | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the survivor (of vampire attacks) G.E.M.Simov, a being so adept at not dying that I’ve come to the realization I need to share that knowledge with you. Thus, I will tell you about “Vampire Survivors”. Simple

Strength of the Sword ULTIMATE| a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the blademaster G.E.M.Simov, a wielder of swords so skilled I once killed a man, who was in China, by simply taking my sword out of its sheath. I am now going to tell you how I got

Vagante | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the vagrant, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so lost in the woods I have become a cave, and I am here to tell you about “Vagante”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

The Red Strings Club | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the chill and friendly bartender, G.E.M.Simov, a person so skilled at making cocktails that I’ve been banned from doing it ever again. I’ll be telling you why that happened as I review “The Red Strings

The Underground Man | a Review

originally published on 05/09/2024; Hello everyone, I am the russian speaking G.E.M.Simov, a man from underground, mentally, but above it, physically, and I’ve come to tell you about “The Underground Man”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Curious Expedition | a Review

originally published on 27/08/2024; Hello everyone, I am the indisputably supreme archaeologist, G.E.M.Simov, a being so well versed in the ancient arts of digging and tomb robbing that I can not be matched by anyone. Thus, like every good archaeologist, now that my bones hurt