Flash Game Reviews

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the big hitter, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who’s been a teen and a titan at various points in life, and I’m here to tell you about this one flash game called “Teen Titans: Battle Blitz”. Simple

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the worldly, adventurous quester, G.E.M.Simov, a hero of Lore so immaculate that I am, essentially, like ten people at once, and I have come to tell you all about the game “Adventure Quest Worlds” (henceforth AQW). Simple

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the nostalgia-ridden G.E.M.Simov, a being so similar to a penguin that it is eerie, and I’ve gone back in time to present you with a review of “Club Penguin”. Simple review details - I rank games

originally published on 23/04/2024; Hello everyone, I am the achiever of perpetual motion, G.E.M.Simov, a spinning doodad kinda dude, here to tell you about the game “Idle Spiral”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

originally published on 28/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the idling G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who has gone through lengthy battles with trolls, here to tell you about “NGU Idle”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

originally published on 24/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the organic machine, G.E.M.Simov, an ancient sage who was once a great warrior. I’ve come to talk to you about an obscure little thing - about a Bionicle game called, fittingly: “Voya Nui Online Game”, henceforth