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Madame Web (2024) | a Review

originally published on 19/02/2024; Hello everyone, I am the spider-friend, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow with great appreciation for the weaving arts and the properties of silk, here to tell you about a tangled mess that goes by the name “Madame Web”. Simple review details - I

Oppenheimer (2023) | a Review

originally published on 10/08/2023; Hello everyone, I am the indefinitely staring into empty space, G.E.M.Simov, a person so profoundly aware of the consequences of my actions that I would rather not act, here to tell you about Christopher Nolan’s “Oppenheimer”. Simple review details -

Barbie (2023) | a Review

originally published on 28/07/2023; Hello everyone, I am the fabulous G.E.M.Simov, a doll that’s more of an Allan than a Ken or a Barbie, and I’ve come to tell you about the film “Barbie” (2023). Simple review details - I rank movies on

Kirikou and the Sorceress (1998) | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the not-so-tiny G.E.M.Simov, a once small but always brave young lad. Today, I’m experiencing a humongous blast from the past in the form of a fantastical story from down South - actually not quite, but almost

Smile (2022) | a Review

originally published on 08/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the not-smiling, disappointed and very much not haunted G.E.M.Simov, a goon of incredibly paranormal normalities, here to tell you about the horror film “Smile”. Simple review details - I rank movies on an out of 10 basis,

Nope (2022) | a Review

originally published on 13/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the negatively positive pessimist with an optimistic outlook, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow enthusiastic about science fiction and all the great ponderings that can be performed through its use, here to tell you about the movie “Nope”. Simple review

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) | a Review

originally published on 19/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the divinely mortal, G.E.M.Simov, a fan of Thor (purely because of the fact it supposedly deals with Norse mythology) come to talk to you about the most recent Thor movie - Thor: Love and Thunder. Simple review

Repentance (1984) | a Review

originally published on 04/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the enemy of the state and the enemy of the people, G.E.M.Simov, a furious commie with anarchistic tendencies who has recently crawled out of his grave to bother his family. Wait, no, that’s the main character

The VVitch / The Witch (2015) | a Review

originally published on 16/07/2022; Hello everyone, I am the divine G.E.M.Simov, a cursed creature spoken of in hushed tones, followed by rapid prayers. I’m here to talk about a movie that bothers me. Is it called “The Witch”, with a “W”, or is it

San Andreas (2015) | a Review

originally published on 07/07/2022; Hello everyone, I am the groundbreaking G.E.M.Simov, a menace to society on the level of the eruption of Yellowstone, and I’ve come to talk to you about natural disasters, namely earthquakes, and the fantasy they’ve inspired in “San Andreas”