G.E.M.Simov

originally published on 17/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the loanshark with a conscience, G.E.M.Simov, a guy with a hat that looks remarkably like a kippah, here to tell you about DISTRAINT… Deluxe Edition? Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 13/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the totally-not-an-AI human, G.E.M.Simov, a worker on a desolate wasteland with the hopes that one day people will come to live here. In the meantime, as I am off duty, I will tell you about The Desolate

originally published on 09/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the swordsman G.E.M.Simov, a guy with a sword, and I’ve come here to tell you about Deepest Sword. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

originally published on 05/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the openly worldly G.E.M.Simov, a game-ish goon, here to tell you about the joke game called: “Open World Game: The Open World Game”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting

originally published on 01/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the samurai ninja G.E.M.Simov, an anomaly amongst the Western Easterners, come to tell you about Draw Slasher. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

originally published on 28/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the space-faring space-ranger space-spacey G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so skilled at piloting a spacecraft I can do it with just one finger, come to tell you about the open-source game, Destination Sol. Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 24/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the English bourgeois aristocrat… Or maybe just the English aristocrat, G.E.M.Simov, a goon with a plan to perform a foul thing, come here to tell you about The Deed. Simple review details - I rank games on

originally published on 22/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the strangely feline G.E.M.Simov, a russian plant that’s here to tell you about Crazy Catman, a russian project that aims at turning all western men into catboys. Simple review details - I rank games on an

originally published on 20/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the ludicrously powerful ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a stealthy goon come to tell you about Ninja Stealth II. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories,

originally published on 14/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the planet-esque G.E.M.Simov, a cosmic being so mighty it controls the orbit of a planet that suspiciously resembles the Earth. Today, I’ll tell you about Orbt XL. Simple review details - I rank games on an