Soda Dungeon | a Review

originally published on 18/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the ex-Soda junkie, G.E.M.Simov, a man so distraught at the horrible deeds performed by the soda manufacturers that I've decided to amass enough wealth to overthrow them, and so I'll tell you about

Mr.Mine | a Review

originally published on 14/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the mineshaft escapee, G.E.M.Simov, a goon with an impressive capability for digging, and I'm here to tell you about "Mr.Mine". Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Leaf Blower Revolution - Idle Game | a Review

originally published on 10/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the sustainable farming freak, G.E.M.Simov, a mulch monster that wants nature to thrive, here to tell you about "Leaf Blower Revolution - Idle Game". Simple review details - I rank games on an out of

Tap Ninja | a Review

originally published on 06/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the culturally appropriative G.E.M.Simov, a friend that absorbs culture and empowers itself through it, here to talk to you about Tap Ninja. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

AdVenture Capitalist | a Review

originally published on 02/10/2023; Hello everyone, I am the anti-capitalist worker agent, G.E.M.Simov, a man so bent on destroying capitalism I've infiltrated the great capitalist ranks and am about to tell you their secrets, as I review "AdVenture Capitalist". Simple review

Idle Slayer | a Review

originally published on 30/09/2023; Hello everyone, I am the active and not at all idle G.E.M.Simov, a beast from the East, come to tell you about Idle Slayer. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

Cell to Singularity: Evolution Never Ends | a Review

originally published on 28/09/2023; Hello everyone, I am the creature that is more nothing than something, G.E.M.Simov, a being of unfathomable stupidity, here to tell you about "Cell to Singularity: Evolution Never Ends". Simple review details - I rank games on an out

Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm 1 | a Review

originally published on 26/09/2023; Hello everyone, I am the presumed-dead but alive ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a shinobi so powerful I ignore the laws of the land and do as I will. Thus, I get to travel back in time to the distant 2008 and tell you

The Mageseeker: A League of Legends Story | a Review

originally published on 20/05/2023; Hello everyone, I am the League of Legends addict G.E.M.Simov, a goon who has developed a resistance to copium and is now face-to-face with the fact that it all just sucks, here to tell you about the one aspect of League

Bionicle: Voya Nui: The Online Game | a Review

originally published on 24/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the organic machine, G.E.M.Simov, an ancient sage who was once a great warrior. I’ve come to talk to you about an obscure little thing - about a Bionicle game called, fittingly: “Voya Nui Online Game”, henceforth