Alien Hominid Xtreme | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the EXTRA terrestrial, G.E.M.Simov, a terrestrial so EXTRA that I chill with other extraterrestrials, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid Xtreme”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Alien Hominid | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the ultraterrestrial (not to be confused with extraterrestrial) G.E.M.Simov, a being well acquainted with all things earthly and not, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Dad ‘n Me | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the proponent for fathers to have the time to do things with their children, G.E.M.Simov, a being so thankful that it had a present father that I’ve come to tell you about the flash game “Dad

Burrito Bison Revenge | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am Burrito Bison’s long lost cousin, Döner Bison, also known as G.E.M.Simov, a murderer of candy everywhere, and I’ve come to tell you about the flash game “Burrito Bison Revenge” (henceforth Revenge). Simple review details -

Burrito Bison | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the burrito enjoyer, G.E.M.Simov, a member of those who mourn the mighty buffalo, here to tell you about their distant cousin - Burrito Bison . Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Tank Man | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the tank-driving man of the tank, G.E.M.Simov, a tankster who knows tank man from long ago, here to tell you about the little flash game “Tank Man”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out

HRmageddon | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the human-loving G.E.M.Simov, a person vehemently against HR, due to the fact that HR means Human Resources and looking at people as resources is so dehumanizing that the term HR is some weird contradiction that bothers me

Rose & Camellia | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the slap champion, G.E.M.Simov, a slapper of many talents, here to tell you about the weird flash game “Rose & Camellia”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

Naruto: Star Students - Ninja Survival | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the most powerful ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a master of shadows and kunai so powerful I bested the Chunin Exams at my first try, here to tell you about the flash game “Naruto: Star Students - Ninja Survival”. Simple

Teen Titans: Battle Blitz | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the big hitter, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who’s been a teen and a titan at various points in life, and I’m here to tell you about this one flash game called “Teen Titans: Battle Blitz”. Simple