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Game Reviews

A collection of 171 issues

Naruto Shippuden: Legends: Akatsuki Rising | a Review

originally published on 06/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the mistakenly enrolled into the Akatsuki superior ninja, G.E.M.Simov, a superb master of gaming and all chakra types, come to tell you about a PSP game called Naruto Shippuden: Legends: Akatsuki Rising, henceforth referred to as NSLAR.

Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Heroes 3 | a Review

originally published on 05/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the S+ rated Rogue Ninja G.E.M.Simov, an incredibly powerful wielder of the keyboard style, and I’ve come to talk to you about Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Heroes 3 for the PSP, henceforth known as NSUNH3. I’

Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2 | a Review

originally published on 01/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the HOEkage, G.E.M.Simov, a malignant tumor that dwells within the realms of man, and I’ve come to share with you a game - a PlayStation Portable game - Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2, a sequel to

Naruto Shippuden: Kizuna Drive | a Review

originally published on 10/03/2021; Hello everyone, I am the Hokage, G.E.M.Simov, a most excellent ninja, and I’ve come to be the proctor for the PSP Naruto Game exam. In this one - I’ll be chatting shit about a very underwhelming game, and that’

Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes | a Review

originally published on 22/02/2021; Hello everyone, I am the illustrious G.E.M.Simov, an amazing HOKAGE, becoming one after nearly 10 years of struggle, and today I’ll tell you about Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes (henceforth known as NUNH). Simple review details - I rank games on

Exit the Gungeon | a Review

originally published on 18/02/2021; Hello everyone, I am the escapee G.E.M.Simov, an angry spastic fellow that’s really lacking in Dopamine hits because of his recent engagement in exiting the Gungeon. I’ll tell you all about that! Simple review details - I rank games

Enter the Gungeon | a Review

originally published on 11/01/2021; Hello everyone, I am the entrant, G.E.M.Simov, a dodgy character here to let you know how good or bad the Enter The Gungeon is at dodge-rolling. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

Endless Space | a Review

originally published on 22/09/2020; Hello everyone, I am the resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a goon who’s been gone from the face of the internet for a while, and I am back, after a short foray into a few realms, ready to bring you the tea on

Undertale | a Review

originally published on 27/08/2020; Hello there, everyone, it's running on empty game review! I'm your host, the enigmatic wreck known as G.E.M.Simov. Today, I'll be telling you about Undertale. But, first things first, I need to clarify how the

Starbound | a Review

originally published on 26/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the last of his race, but not really, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow from Earth come down to talk about Starbound. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points