Reviews

originally published on 04/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the roguish G.E.M.Simov, a knight errant, here to tell you that Rogue Legacy had good ideas, and was good in concept, but then in practice it turned out to be dour. Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 29/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the one-man-orchestra, G.E.M.Simov, a colorful fellow who has come to this broken world to tell you about Color Symphony. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

originally published on 25/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the eldritch monstrosity of inexplicable proportions and dimensions, G.E.M.Simov, a being wielding forbidden knowledge… Come to share it with you in the form of a review pertaining to Cthulhu Saves the World. Simple review details - I

originally published on 17/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the loanshark with a conscience, G.E.M.Simov, a guy with a hat that looks remarkably like a kippah, here to tell you about DISTRAINT… Deluxe Edition? Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 13/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the totally-not-an-AI human, G.E.M.Simov, a worker on a desolate wasteland with the hopes that one day people will come to live here. In the meantime, as I am off duty, I will tell you about The Desolate

originally published on 09/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the swordsman G.E.M.Simov, a guy with a sword, and I’ve come here to tell you about Deepest Sword. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

originally published on 05/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the openly worldly G.E.M.Simov, a game-ish goon, here to tell you about the joke game called: “Open World Game: The Open World Game”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting

originally published on 01/11/2022; Hello everyone, I am the samurai ninja G.E.M.Simov, an anomaly amongst the Western Easterners, come to tell you about Draw Slasher. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3