Reviews

originally published on 23/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the initial G.E.M.Simov, a primary entity that dwells within the realms of man. On this day I come to talk about a game that goes by the name LISA: The First. Simple review details - I rank

originally published on 22/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the servant of the state, G.E.M.Simov, a man who must perform exceedingly well at his state mandated job or get locked up in prison and lose his expensive apartment, ready to tell you about border control in

originally published on 21/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the stricken by political opponents G.E.M.Simov, a dweller of the metro’s tunnels who’s caught in the war between communists and fascists! In what little free time I have, when not fleeing, I will tell you

originally published on 20/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the mole-like G.E.M.Simov, a slavic mongrel that lives in a dark, dank tunnel under the ground, and today I’ll tell you about the subway. Wait, no, the metro. The game, Metro 2033. Simple review details -

originally posted on 19/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the black and white, mostly white, G.E.M.Simov, a dead, but not dead, dude, and I’ve come to bring the word of Limbo. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting

originally posted on 18/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the demonically incentivized G.E.M.Simov, a goon with a square jaw and tiny round shades, and today I’m taking on the mantle of Helltaker, by talking about it. Simple review details - I rank games on an

originally posted on 17/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the clinically not insane G.E.M.Simov, a man who has never been to a psychiatrist before so I wouldn’t know, and I’m giving you all the scoop on Outlast. Simple review details - I rank games

originally published on 16/08/2020; 1954 Alcatraz | A Review Hello everyone, I am the imprisoned G.E.M.Simov, a wrongfully sentenced to jail time in the prison that is life man that will now talk to you about a game, in which there is at least 1 prisoner

originally posted on 15/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the empty on the inside G.E.M.Simov, an insect that’s like a beetle - very nice and friendly, doesn’t do anything bad to anybody, and today I’m talking about the Wasp of a game, Hollow

originally published on 14/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the stricken by radiation poisoning G.E.M.Simov, a descendant of the Vault Dweller, and I’m going to tell you about Fallout 2: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game (dubbed simply Fallout 2 from this point onwards). Simple