Reviews

originally published on 02/05/2025; Hello everyone, I am the rampaging G.E.M.Simov, a kaiju whisperer and wrangler, here to tell you about the film: “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire”. Simple review details - I rank films on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

originally published on 01/05/2025; Hello everyone, I am the god-fearing, god-loving fellow, G.E.M.Simov, a person very far removed from any desire to perform illicit biological experiments on unwilling subjects, here to tell you about the movie “Immaculate”. Simple review details - I rank films on

originally published on 19/02/2024; Hello everyone, I am the spider-friend, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow with great appreciation for the weaving arts and the properties of silk, here to tell you about a tangled mess that goes by the name “Madame Web”. Simple review details - I

originally published on 10/08/2023; Hello everyone, I am the indefinitely staring into empty space, G.E.M.Simov, a person so profoundly aware of the consequences of my actions that I would rather not act, here to tell you about Christopher Nolan’s “Oppenheimer”. Simple review details -

originally published on 28/07/2023; Hello everyone, I am the fabulous G.E.M.Simov, a doll that’s more of an Allan than a Ken or a Barbie, and I’ve come to tell you about the film “Barbie” (2023). Simple review details - I rank movies on

originally published on 13/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the not-so-tiny G.E.M.Simov, a once small but always brave young lad. Today, I’m experiencing a humongous blast from the past in the form of a fantastical story from down South - actually not quite, but almost

originally published on 08/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the not-smiling, disappointed and very much not haunted G.E.M.Simov, a goon of incredibly paranormal normalities, here to tell you about the horror film “Smile”. Simple review details - I rank movies on an out of 10 basis,

originally published on 13/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the negatively positive pessimist with an optimistic outlook, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow enthusiastic about science fiction and all the great ponderings that can be performed through its use, here to tell you about the movie “Nope”. Simple review

originally published on 19/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the divinely mortal, G.E.M.Simov, a fan of Thor (purely because of the fact it supposedly deals with Norse mythology) come to talk to you about the most recent Thor movie - Thor: Love and Thunder. Simple review