G.E.M.Simov

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the weeb, G.E.M.Simov, a plague upon western civilization, and I’ve come to tell you about my favorite thing - Japan! - by proxy of a review of “NEOTOKYO”. Simple review details - I rank games on

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the bite of 87, G.E.M.Simov, a staunch critic of animatronic animals, and I have come to tell you all about “Five Nights at Freddy’s”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the monarch, G.E.M.Simov, a ruler of men (as in mankind) so wise and benevolent that I was mourned for months on end after I was deposed by greedy, corporate CEOs. With no occupation, I have come to

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the hopeless, but faceful G.E.M.Simov, a being prowling the dreary depths of the world to bring you tales of horror - such as those I’ve found in “The face of hope: Underground”. Simple review details -

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the rus- the russ– I mean the belarus– I– I’m G.E.M.Simov, a rat wielding the slavic tongue, and I’ve come to tell you how to get hoes by reviewing “Everlasting Summer”. Simple review details -

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the thing, G.E.M.Simov, a Carpenter-esque snowman here to tell you about the secret of snowballs, which I will regale you with through a review of “Merry Snowballs”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the doge (medieval) G.E.M.Simov, a being of such immense political influence that I have been barred from running for office for the next thirty years. In the meantime, I will be telling you about “Montaro”. Simple review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the very ill G.E.M.Simov, a being so distorted by the horrors of modernity that I have been thrust into a regressive loop. Fortunately, I have escaped, and have come to tell you about “Sakura Clicker”. Simple review