G.E.M.Simov

originally published on 30/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the minimalist and neon G.E.M.Simov, a line-based entity here to tell you about Zolg. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as well

originally published on 26/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the professional rally driver, G.E.M.Simov, a speed demon unlike any other, come to share my exploits in Barro. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

originally published on 22/08/2022; Hello everyone, I am the sleepy philosopher game-designer, G.E.M.Simov, a goon that tends to enjoy sleeping, here to tell you about a game that goes by “Zzzz-Zzzz-Zzzz”, which could also be called “Triple-Quadruple-Z”, or simply “That game about sleeping”. Henceforth, I’

originally published on 02/06/2022; Hello everyone, I am the obscure and mostly mythical G.E.M.Simov, an alien (could be) who has found his way to an old castle in Prussia and is about to tell you a story pertaining to Amnesia: The Dark Descent, henceforth dubbed

originally published on 17/05/2022; Hello everyone, I am the notorious… Playa, a recently awakened, from a multi-year coma, hardened gangster. Actually, I'm G.E.M.Simov, here to tell you all about Saints Row… 2. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of

originally published on 02/12/2021; Hello everyone, I am the god-forsaken buccaneer, GEMZ, a dastardly fiend of fortune and unbound hatred aimed at League of Legends, and here I am to talk to you about Ruined King: A League Of Legends Story (henceforth referred to as Ruined King). Simple

originally published on 22/11/2021; Hello everyone, I am the multi-cellular organism, simultaneously with that the ultimate single cell organism, G.E.M.Simov, a goon of unbelievably immaculate biological properties, and today I will mention Spore… In detail. Simple review details - I rank games on an out

originally published on 10/11/2021; Hello everyone, I am the exiled G.E.M.Simov, a very capable civil engineer who also has a PhD in resource management and city planning. Today, I will tell you about Banished. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of

originally published on 01/10/2021; Hello everyone, I am the gang-STAR, G.E.M.Simov, a magnificent example of– OH wait, this just in - I’m the President of the United States of America, and this is a public decree. What is it about? It is about a