Peace, Death! | A Review

originally published on 20/01/2024; Hello everyone, I am the not-yet-dead G.E.M.Simov, a fellow that’s more in tune with death than with life, here to tell you about the game: “Peace, Death!”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

I love you, colonel Sanders! A finger lickin’ good dating simulator | a Review

originally published on 13/01/2024; Hello everyone, I am the reserved KFC enjoyer, G.E.M.Simov, a goon that only eats KFC once every three months, if not rarer, here to tell you about the funky advertisement/game: “I love you, colonel Sanders! A finger lickin’ good dating

Hunger Dungeon | a Review

originally published on 09/01/2024; Hello everyone, I am the perpetually peckish G.E.M.Simov, a goon with unknowable motivations, come to tell you about the game “Hunger Dungeon”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

Upside Down | a Review

originally published on 06/01/2024; Hello everyone, I am the perpetually confused G.E.M.Simov, a person with his head over his heels, here to tell you about “Upside Down”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

Caelus Trident | a Review

originally published on 30/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the spacefarer, G.E.M.Simov, a goon who has been everywhere, here to tell you about the game “Caelus Trident”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

NGU Idle | a Review

originally published on 28/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the idling G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who has gone through lengthy battles with trolls, here to tell you about “NGU Idle”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs | a Review

originally published on 23/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the genetically similar to a pig G.E.M.Simov, a fellow constructed out of the cement of life - bone! Today, I’ll tell you about the second entry in the Amnesia franchise, namely Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs,

IdleOn: The Idle Game MMO | a Review

originally published on 20/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the idly dying creature, G.E.M.Simov, a being so idle it is incredibly active, and I have come here to tell you about “Legends of IdleOn”, otherwise known as “Idleon”, otherwise known as "Idleon: The Idle Game

Grim Clicker | a Review

originally published on 12/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the brooding G.E.M.Simov, a grim-dark antihero/villain, here to tell you about the idle game: “Grim Clicker”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

Soda Dungeon 2 | a Review

originally published on 10/12/2023; Hello everyone, I am the recovering soda addict, G.E.M.Simov, a shrewd adventure-goons manager, here to tell you about the game “Soda Dungeon 2”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points