Orbt XL | a Review

originally published on 14/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the planet-esque G.E.M.Simov, a cosmic being so mighty it controls the orbit of a planet that suspiciously resembles the Earth. Today, I’ll tell you about Orbt XL. Simple review details - I rank games on an

Pinkman | a Review

originally published on 10/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the gorgeously happy G.E.M.Simov, a pink fellow come to run around and tell you about Pinkman. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories,

Outrunner | a Review

originally published on 06/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the metal enthusiast, G.E.M.Simov, a marathon runner faster than even Usain Bolt. I’ve sprinted here to tell you about Outrunner. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

Perfect Vermin | a Review

originally published on 02/10/2022; Hello everyone, I am the rat, G.E.M.Simov, a foul exterminator of vile things and of a vile nature, come to tell you about the game Perfect Vermin. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting

Polygoneer | a Review

originally published on 28/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the polygonal lifeform, G.E.M.Simov, a rave maniac on a color trip, come to tell you about Polygoneer. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

Project Mercury | a Review

originally published on 23/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the exterminator, G.E.M.Simov, a super soldier who gets sent on missions that no one else is fit for, come to tell you about Project Mercury. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Psychical Madness | a Review

originally published by 19/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the freezing in the Siberian Wastes G.E.M.Simov, a non-russian goon playing yet another indie Russian game. It’s called Psychical Madness Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

Reroll: Back to the Throne | a Review

originally published on 15/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the dethroned G.E.M.Simov, an ex-bourgoise member who’s now part of the proletariat, come to tell you about “Reroll: Back to the Throne” (henceforth RBTripleT). Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Shower with your dad simulator 2015 | a Review

originally published on 11/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the possessor of a dad, G.E.M.Simov, a not-so-young lad who no longer showers with ‘is dad, here to tell you about ‘Shower with your dad simulator 2015’, henceforth Showerdad. Simple review details - I rank games on

Spin Rush | a Review

originally published on 07/09/2022; Hello everyone, I am the colorful and wonderful G.E.M.Simov, a spin-based life-form, here to tell you about Spin Rush. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as