Game Reviews

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the rus- the russ– I mean the belarus– I– I’m G.E.M.Simov, a rat wielding the slavic tongue, and I’ve come to tell you how to get hoes by reviewing “Everlasting Summer”. Simple review details -

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the thing, G.E.M.Simov, a Carpenter-esque snowman here to tell you about the secret of snowballs, which I will regale you with through a review of “Merry Snowballs”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the doge (medieval) G.E.M.Simov, a being of such immense political influence that I have been barred from running for office for the next thirty years. In the meantime, I will be telling you about “Montaro”. Simple review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the very ill G.E.M.Simov, a being so distorted by the horrors of modernity that I have been thrust into a regressive loop. Fortunately, I have escaped, and have come to tell you about “Sakura Clicker”. Simple review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the worm-like grub, G.E.M.Simov, a being that has been through so many battles that my stare is a couple of light years by now, not just a hundred yards, and I have come to tell you of

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the bloody G.E.M.Simov, a being so steeped in gore and viscera that I’ve lost all feeling in regards to it. Thus, I am qualified to tell you about this weird thing called “Bloody Boobs”. Simple review