Banished | a Review

originally published on 10/11/2021; Hello everyone, I am the exiled G.E.M.Simov, a very capable civil engineer who also has a PhD in resource management and city planning. Today, I will tell you about Banished. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of

Prinny 2, Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood! | a Review

originally published on 14/10/2021; Hello everyone, I am the thrice-cursed mongrel, G.E.M.Simov, a demon of the foulest variety, come to tell you about the game with a silly long title: Prinny 2, Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood! Simple review details - I rank games on

Saints Row IV | a Review

originally published on 01/10/2021; Hello everyone, I am the gang-STAR, G.E.M.Simov, a magnificent example of– OH wait, this just in - I’m the President of the United States of America, and this is a public decree. What is it about? It is about a

Saints Row: The Third | a Review

originally published on 11/09/2021; Hello everyone, I am the world renowned gangster, even better than Giorno Giovanna, the one and only hoodlum of incredible potency - G.E.M.Simov. Today, I will be regaling you with the finest tale to have ever graced my ears - because

AquaNox | a Review

originally published on 11/08/2021; Hello everyone, I am the admiral of Aqua, G.E.M.Simov, an absolute menace for the kiddie pool. Today, I’ve swam up to you folks to tell you about AquaNox. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Prinny: Can I really be the hero? | a Review

originally published on 27/07/2021; Hello everyone, I am the thrice damned fiendish stranger, G.E.M.Simov, a creature so foul not even the Burning Hells want me, and I’ve come to talk to you about a game set in a version of Hell - “Prinny: Can

Dante's Inferno | a Review

originally published on 20/06/2021; Hello everyone, I am the thrice-damned mongrel, G.E.M.Simov, a Stranger so enigmatic not even Hell can hold him, and I’ve come to tell you all about a game that puts an interesting spin on the Divine Comedy, called Dante’s

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Tag Force 5 | a Review

originally published on 10/06/2021; Hello everyone, I am the indomitable master of getting luck via utilization of the Heart of the Cards, G.E.M.Simov, an unequivocal beast at card games, here to tell you about Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's Tag Force 5, for the PSP, which

MediEvil Resurrection | a Review

originally published on 28/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the recently resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a mighty warrior with a discerning taste in all things beautiful, and I have come to tell you about MediEvil: Resurrection, a game for the PSP. Simple review details - I rank games

Sonic Rivals 2 | a Review

originally published on 14/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the speedy speedier demon, G.E.M.Simov, a totally swift and effective maniac, and I still haven’t lost my speed, unlike Sonic, whom I'll be revisiting today, because of the fact I’m talking to you