Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes | a Review

originally published on 22/02/2021; Hello everyone, I am the illustrious G.E.M.Simov, an amazing HOKAGE, becoming one after nearly 10 years of struggle, and today I’ll tell you about Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes (henceforth known as NUNH). Simple review details - I rank games on

Exit the Gungeon | a Review

originally published on 18/02/2021; Hello everyone, I am the escapee G.E.M.Simov, an angry spastic fellow that’s really lacking in Dopamine hits because of his recent engagement in exiting the Gungeon. I’ll tell you all about that! Simple review details - I rank games

Enter the Gungeon | a Review

originally published on 11/01/2021; Hello everyone, I am the entrant, G.E.M.Simov, a dodgy character here to let you know how good or bad the Enter The Gungeon is at dodge-rolling. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

Endless Space | a Review

originally published on 22/09/2020; Hello everyone, I am the resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a goon who’s been gone from the face of the internet for a while, and I am back, after a short foray into a few realms, ready to bring you the tea on

Undertale | a Review

originally published on 27/08/2020; Hello there, everyone, it's running on empty game review! I'm your host, the enigmatic wreck known as G.E.M.Simov. Today, I'll be telling you about Undertale. But, first things first, I need to clarify how the

Starbound | a Review

originally published on 26/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the last of his race, but not really, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow from Earth come down to talk about Starbound. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points

LISA: The Joyful | a Review

originally published on 25/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the happy-go-lucky G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who did not, by any means, just go through horrible trauma in a fictional world, to bring you a review of “LISA: The Joyful”. Simple review details - I rank games on

LISA: The Painful RPG | a Review

originally published on 24/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the wounded G.E.M.Simov, a pained fellow who cried himself to sleep many days in a row after establishing that someone did nothing wrong but got his dreams shattered completely. Today, I will talk about the game that

LISA: The First | a Review

originally published on 23/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the initial G.E.M.Simov, a primary entity that dwells within the realms of man. On this day I come to talk about a game that goes by the name LISA: The First. Simple review details - I rank

Papers, Please | a Review

originally published on 22/08/2020; Hello everyone, I am the servant of the state, G.E.M.Simov, a man who must perform exceedingly well at his state mandated job or get locked up in prison and lose his expensive apartment, ready to tell you about border control in