G.E.M.Simov

Saints Row: The Third | a Review

originally published on 11/09/2021; Hello everyone, I am the world renowned gangster, even better than Giorno Giovanna, the one and only hoodlum of incredible potency - G.E.M.Simov. Today, I will be regaling you with the finest tale to have ever graced my ears - because

AquaNox | a Review

originally published on 11/08/2021; Hello everyone, I am the admiral of Aqua, G.E.M.Simov, an absolute menace for the kiddie pool. Today, I’ve swam up to you folks to tell you about AquaNox. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Prinny: Can I really be the hero? | a Review

originally published on 27/07/2021; Hello everyone, I am the thrice damned fiendish stranger, G.E.M.Simov, a creature so foul not even the Burning Hells want me, and I’ve come to talk to you about a game set in a version of Hell - “Prinny: Can

Dante's Inferno | a Review

originally published on 20/06/2021; Hello everyone, I am the thrice-damned mongrel, G.E.M.Simov, a Stranger so enigmatic not even Hell can hold him, and I’ve come to tell you all about a game that puts an interesting spin on the Divine Comedy, called Dante’s

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Tag Force 5 | a Review

originally published on 10/06/2021; Hello everyone, I am the indomitable master of getting luck via utilization of the Heart of the Cards, G.E.M.Simov, an unequivocal beast at card games, here to tell you about Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's Tag Force 5, for the PSP, which

MediEvil Resurrection | a Review

originally published on 28/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the recently resurrected G.E.M.Simov, a mighty warrior with a discerning taste in all things beautiful, and I have come to tell you about MediEvil: Resurrection, a game for the PSP. Simple review details - I rank games

Sonic Rivals 2 | a Review

originally published on 14/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the speedy speedier demon, G.E.M.Simov, a totally swift and effective maniac, and I still haven’t lost my speed, unlike Sonic, whom I'll be revisiting today, because of the fact I’m talking to you

Sonic Rivals | a Review

originally published on 10/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the speedy speed demon, G.E.M.Simov, a mostly swift and effective maniac, and I haven’t lost my speed, unlike Sonic, whom I’ll be talking about today, due to the fact that I’m reviewing the game

Ben 10: Alien Force | a Review

originally published on 08/05/2021; Hello everyone, I am the designer of the REAL Omnitrix, the one that stops working after you use it three times and only plays shitty tunes for you, G.E.M.Simov, a being so inexplicable that I have come to tell you all

Spongebob Squarepants: The Yellow Avenger | a Review

originally published on 30/04/2021; Hello everyone, I am the captain in the painting, G.E.M.Simov, a most wonderful and not very well of hearing individual, come to tell you all about Spongebob Squarepants: The Yellow Avenger, for the PSP, henceforth referred to as ‘the game’. Simple