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G.E.M.Simov

Worms Ultimate Mayhem | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the worm, G.E.M.Simov, a slimy, slitheringly-crawling thing that has seen so many battles they have become innumerable, and so I have come to share my memories of these fights in the form of a review of “Worms

Worms Armageddon | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the worm-like grub, G.E.M.Simov, a being that has been through so many battles that my stare is a couple of light years by now, not just a hundred yards, and I have come to tell you of

Bloody Boobs | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the bloody G.E.M.Simov, a being so steeped in gore and viscera that I’ve lost all feeling in regards to it. Thus, I am qualified to tell you about this weird thing called “Bloody Boobs”. Simple review

Eternal Card Game | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the eternal G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so steeped in history that I’ve come to share the tale of “Eternal Card Game”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to

TOXIKK | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the mercenary G.E.M.Simov, a sellsword of great renown, capable of wielding guns and high-tech gadgets alike, and I have come to share some of my exploits in this review of “TOXIKK”. Simple review details - I rank

The Expendabros | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the bro who is not expendable, G.E.M.Simov, a being so valuable and irreplaceable that I’ve been pronounced “special” and “unique”, as a result of which I will tell you about “The Expendabros”. Simple review details -

Left 4 Dead 2 | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the twice-risen G.E.M.Simov, a being that has died twice and has been made alive again… Twice! And, as an expert in pairs, I will tell you about Left 4 Dead 2! Simple review details - I rank

Yu-Gi-Oh! DUEL LINKS | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the master duelist and genius strategist, G.E.M.Simov, a collector of cards and believer in the heart of said cards, and I am going to present the cautionary tale of “Yu-Gi-Oh! DUEL LINKS”. Simple review details - I

Brawlhalla | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the only living being to venture into Valhalla, G.E.M.Simov, a brawler of such renown that I am invited to every WWF event to ever be held, and I will be telling you about “Brawlhalla”. Simple review details

Left 4 Dead | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the perpetually infected yet simultaneously immune G.E.M.Simov, a special zombie that walks and talks, and I will be talking at you about “Left 4 Dead”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10