Film Reviews
I review Films!
I do not have any expressly demonstrable qualifications, aside for good will and the desire to enjoy Films I watch, though I did get accepted for Experimental Filmmaking and I did get some tutoring by a film critic.
Still, most of what I do is judge Films on how good their Presentation(how they look and how they present information to the Viewer/Audience) is, how the Acting is (whether the actors convinced me with their performances, and I suspect I am gullible in that regard), and how the Story holds up.
Remember that this, even if coated in a layer of 'objectivity', is ultimately subjective. My opinion and what-not.
Spreadsheet of Film Reviews
A table containing (almost) all of the Reviews I've composed regarding Films (or Movies).
Legend:
"Num" - refers to the order in which the Reviews have been composed, while also serving as a means of quantifying them;
"Name" - refers to the name of the Item that has been reviewed. If the name features a line underneath itself and a blue (or purple) coloring, that means it is a link that leads to that Item's full Review;
"Date" - refers to the date of the Review's initial publication;
"Score" - refers to the grade the Item has received as a result of its Review, with the scale ranging from zero [0] to ten [10];
"LP" - refers to whether or not the Item has received the "Legendary Point";
| Num | Name | Date | Score | L.P. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) | 13/05/2022 | 6/10; 3/10 on II watch | NO |
| 2 | The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008) | 30/05/2022 | 9/10 | NO |
| 3 | The Dinosaur Project (2012) | 07/06/2022 | 3/10 | NO |
| 4 | Shazam! (2019) | 13/06/2022 | 7/10 | NO |
| 5 | Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) | 14/06/2022 | 4/10 | NO |
| 6 | San Andreas (2015) | 07/07/2022 | 4/10 | NO |
| 7 | The VVitch (2015) | 16/07/2022 | 9/10 | YES |
| 8 | Repentance (1984) | 04/08/2022 | 7/10 | NO |
| 9 | Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) | 19/08/2022 | 6/10; 4/10 on II watch | NO |
| 10 | Nope (2022) | 13/09/2022 | 6/10 | NO |
| 11 | Smile (2022) | 08/10/2022 | 6/10 | NO |
| 12 | Kirikou and the Sorceress (1998) | 13/12/2022 | 6/10 | NO |
| 13 | Barbie (2023) | 28/07/2023 | 9/10 | NO |
| 14 | Oppenheimer (2023) | 10/08/2023 | 8/10 | NO |
| 15 | Madame Web (2024) | 19/02/2024 | 4/10 | NO |
| 16 | Immaculate (2024) | 01/05/2025 | 8/10 | YES |
| 17 | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) | 02/05/2025 | 6/10 | NO |
| 18 | Civil War (2024) | 03/05/2025 | 8/10 | YES |
| 19 | Alien: Romulus (2024) | 22/10/2025 | 6/10 | NO |
| 20 | LOTR:Fellowship + RANT | |||
| 21 | Avengers: Infinity War (2018) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 22 | Avengers: Endgame | 6/10 | NO | |
| 23 | The Menu | Watch again | 10/10 | YES |
| 24 | Anora | 8/10 | NO | |
| 25 | Mad Max: Fury Road | Watch again | 9/10 | YES |
| 26 | Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga | Watch again | 10/10 | YES |
| 27 | Mad Max | 6/10 | NO | |
| 28 | Mad Max 2 | 8/10 | NO | |
| 29 | Mad Max 3 | 7/10 | NO | |
| 30 | Jujutsu Kaisen 0 Movie | 7/10 | NO | |
| 31 | Saving Private Ryan | 6/10 | NO | |
| 32 | Inglourious Basterds | 8/10 | NO | |
| 33 | The Thing | 8/10 | NO | |
| 34 | Just Cause (1995) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 35 | The Man Who Wasn't There | 9/10 | YES | |
| 36 | An American Rhapsody | 6/10 | NO | |
| 37 | Ghost World | 8/10 | NO | |
| 38 | Lost in Translation | 8/10 | NO | |
| 39 | Eight Legged Freaks | 5/10 | NO | |
| 40 | Girl with a Pearl Earring | 6/10 | NO | |
| 41 | A Love Song for Bobby Long | 9/10 | YES | |
| 42 | The Perfect Score | 5/10 | NO | |
| 43 | In Good Company | 6/10 | NO | |
| 44 | A Good Woman | 8/10 | NO | |
| 45 | The Island (2005) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 46 | Match Point | 8/10 | NO | |
| 47 | The Black Dahlia | 8/10 | NO | |
| 48 | Scoop | 6/10 | NO | |
| 49 | The Prestige | 8/10 | NO | |
| 50 | The Thing (2011) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 51 | The Sea Beast | 8/10 | NO | |
| 52 | The Nannie Diaries | 7/10 | NO | |
| 53 | The Other Boleyn Girl | 6/10 | NO | |
| 54 | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | 7/10 | NO | |
| 55 | The Spirit (2008) | 9/10 | YES | |
| 56 | Sinners | 9/10 | YES | |
| 57 | He's Just Not That Into You. | 7/10 | NO | |
| 58 | We Bought a Zoo | 4/10 | NO | |
| 59 | Don Jon | 6/10 | NO | |
| 60 | Hitchcock | 7/10 | NO | |
| 61 | Her | Watch again | ||
| 62 | The Lighthouse | Watch agian | ||
| 63 | Under the Skin | Watch again | ||
| 64 | CHEF (2014) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 65 | Lucy (2014) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 66 | Ghost in the Shell (2017) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 67 | Rough Night (2017) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 68 | Marriage Story (2019) | 9/10 | YES | |
| 69 | Jojo Rabbit (2019) | 9/10 | YES | |
| 70 | Asteroid City (2023) | 9/10 | YES | |
| 71 | My Mother's Wedding (2023) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 72 | Take me to the Moon (2023) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 73 | American Psycho | Watch again | 10/10 | YES |
| 74 | The Phoenician Scheme (2025) | 9/10 | YES | |
| 75 | Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 76 | Chasing Papi (2003) | 7/10 | YES | |
| 77 | Four Brothers (2005) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 78 | Madea goes to Jail (2009) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 79 | The Smurfs (2011) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 80 | Hot Pursuit (2015) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 81 | The Female Brain (2017) | 6/10 | YES | |
| 82 | Bent (2018) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 83 | Bottom of the 9th (20189) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 84 | Hunger Point (2003) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 85 | Leonie (2010) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 86 | Detachment (2011) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 87 | Drive (2011) | 8/10 | NO | |
| 88 | Company (2011) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 89 | The Neon Demon (2016) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 90 | Fist Fight (2017) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 91 | Crooked House (2017) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 92 | The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) | 2/10 | NO | |
| 93 | Candy Jar (2018) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 94 | American Woman (2018) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 95 | Morgan (2016) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 96 | Split (2016) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 97 | Unbreakable (2000) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 98 | Glass (2019) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 99 | Thoroughbreds (2017) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 100 | Marrowbone (2017) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 101 | Emma. (2020) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 102 | Here are the Young Men (2020) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 103 | The New Mutants (2020) | 2/10 | NO | |
| 104 | The Housemaid (2025) | 7/10 | YES | |
| 105 | Last Night in Soho (2021) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 106 | The Northman (2022) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 107 | Amsterdam (2022) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 108 | The Gorge (2025) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 109 | Iron Man (2008) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 110 | The Incredible Hulk (2008) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 111 | Iron Man 2 (2010) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 112 | Thor (2011) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 113 | Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 114 | The Avengers (2012) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 115 | Iron Man 3 (2013) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 116 | Thor: The Dark World (2013) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 117 | Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 118 | Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 119 | Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 120 | Ant-Man (2015) | 5/10 | YES | |
| 121 | Captain America: Civil War (2016) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 122 | Doctor Strange (2016) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 123 | Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017) | 6/10 | YES | |
| 124 | Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 125 | Thor: Ragnarok (2017) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 126 | Black Panther (2018) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 127 | Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 128 | Captain Marvel (2019) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 129 | Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 130 | Black Widow (2021) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 131 | Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 132 | Eternals (2021) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 133 | Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 134 | Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 135 | Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) | 3/10 | NO | |
| 136 | Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 (2023) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 137 | The Marvels (2023) | 1/10 | NO | |
| 138 | Captain America: Brave New World (2025) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 139 | Thunderbolts (2025) | 7/10 | YES | |
| 140 | The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 141 | I, Robot (2004) | 4/10 | NO | |
| 142 | Hitch (2005) | 6/10 | NO | |
| 143 | Beyond Atlantis (1973) | 3/10 | YES | |
| 144 | The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) | 8/10 | YES | |
| 145 | Hancock (2008) | 5/10 | NO | |
| 146 | Seven Pounds (2008) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 147 | Scary Movie (2026) | 5/10 | YES | |
| 148 | Iron Lung (2026) | 7/10 | YES | |
| 149 | Obsession (2026) | 7/10 | NO | |
| 150 | Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) | 6/10 | NO |