Robocraft | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the analog being, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow that does not depend on poopy smart devices to do everything for it, and I’ve come to preach about the goodness of distancing oneself from robots by talking about “Robocraft”

Toribash | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the combat sports expert, G.E.M.Simov, a master of Kata with a billion colors of belt, and I am here to tell you about “Toribash”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis,

Card Hunter | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the card hunter G.E.M.Simov, a being so filled with spite for cards that I corral and murder them on an international level. I've come to share some of my secrets through a review of "

NEOTOKYO | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the weeb, G.E.M.Simov, a plague upon western civilization, and I’ve come to tell you about my favorite thing - Japan! - by proxy of a review of “NEOTOKYO”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Five Nights at Freddy’s | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the bite of 87, G.E.M.Simov, a staunch critic of animatronic animals, and I have come to tell you all about “Five Nights at Freddy’s”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Kingdom: Classic | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the monarch, G.E.M.Simov, a ruler of men (as in mankind) so wise and benevolent that I was mourned for months on end after I was deposed by greedy, corporate CEOs. With no occupation, I have come to

The face of hope: Underground | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the hopeless, but faceful G.E.M.Simov, a being prowling the dreary depths of the world to bring you tales of horror - such as those I’ve found in “The face of hope: Underground”. Simple review details -

The Game of LIFE | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the life-living G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so steeped in life that I have a bit of know-how, as a result of which I will be telling you about “The Game of LIFE”. Simple review details - I rank

Everlasting Summer | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the rus- the russ– I mean the belarus– I– I’m G.E.M.Simov, a rat wielding the slavic tongue, and I’ve come to tell you how to get hoes by reviewing “Everlasting Summer”. Simple review details -

Merry Snowballs | a Review

originally published on 13/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the thing, G.E.M.Simov, a Carpenter-esque snowman here to tell you about the secret of snowballs, which I will regale you with through a review of “Merry Snowballs”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out