G.E.M.Simov

Totalitarianism in the caricatures of Todor Tsonev | a Review

originally published on 16/12/2022; Hello everyone, I am the artist who finds himself indirectly repressed by society, G.E.M.Simov, a goon of cosmic communist power, and today I'll be using pictures to tell you about Maria Ovcharova's "Totalitarianism in the caricatures

In Praise of Slow | a Review

originally published on 03/05/2022; Hello, humans, I am G.E.M.Simov, a slow fellow that takes his time with almost everything. This is going to be a pseudo review, pseudo essay on the book “In Praise of Slow” by Carl Honoré (henceforth simply ‘the book’) . While I

The Four Legendary Kingdoms | a Review

originally published on 25/04/2022; Hello, people, I am G.E.M.Simov, a creature from the old times, here to spread every single conspiracy theory under the sun. I will do so through the medium of this review, which will take a look at: Matt Riley's

Zombie Driver HD | a Review

originally published on 11/05/2026; Hello everyone, I am the suspiciously green G.E.M.Simov, an undead who still retains its humanity, and I’m here to tell you about a little game by Exor Studios - “Zombie Driver HD”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Fearless Fantasy | a Review

originally published on 24/01/2025; Hello everyone, I am the fearlessly fantastical G.E.M.Simov, a Monster Hunter Princess come to tell you about Fearless Fantasy. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as

Beat Cop | a Review

originally published on 24/01/2025; Hello everyone, I am the rough, but with a heart of gold, G.E.M.Simov, a policeman unlike any other - because I have principles. That aside, I've come to tell you about the days of a "Beat Cop"

ANTIWARGAME | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the solidly positioned as anti-war G.E.M.Simov, an anti-warrior here to tell you about the flash game “Anti-War Game”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in

Alien Hominid Xtreme | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the EXTRA terrestrial, G.E.M.Simov, a terrestrial so EXTRA that I chill with other extraterrestrials, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid Xtreme”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10

Alien Hominid | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the ultraterrestrial (not to be confused with extraterrestrial) G.E.M.Simov, a being well acquainted with all things earthly and not, here to tell you about the flash game “Alien Hominid”. Simple review details - I rank games on

Dad ‘n Me | a Review

originally published on 14/12/2024; Hello everyone, I am the proponent for fathers to have the time to do things with their children, G.E.M.Simov, a being so thankful that it had a present father that I’ve come to tell you about the flash game “Dad